Poet's Alibi - Chapter 4
Tenth Grade High School Sophomore
High School Junior
Two teachers: Miss Hensler, Joe Rockford; the
first, a KNOCKOUT feast for the eyes and intellect! A history teacher who was so
frighteningly erudite and well-humored that for the rest of my life, I would not find her
equal. Julia Roberts comes close, but there was something in Henslers flashing eyes:
gravity, substance, weight, layers of mellow harmonies and all this falling on a
kid who knew absolutely nothing about life! I semi-shone in her class, as much to see her
smile as for any other reason. She inscribed my yearbook with a note that suggested she
saw something significant in me, too. Not in a romantic sense. but words that seemed to
appreciate my intellectual prowess.
Joe Rockford was an extraordinary civics teacher. He was an
athlete (or as we say in Springfield, "athalete") who went on to a very
successful coaching career at SHS. A gifted teacher, who was a "no nonsense"
leader but warmly affable and approachable for conversation.
Albee Plain was the physical education teacher who had
worked as a kid for my dad at Roberts Bros. and continued to buy clothes from him. At the
time I had him sophomore and junior years, he was a crew-cut very-well focused gentleman,
who was persistent enough for me to succeed in a class requirement: to run the mile in
eight minutes or less. Our track ran around the perimeter of an athletic field about a two
block walk from school. It showed signs of earlier glory: a concrete bleachers structure
on the east side and a well-worn crushed coal cinders track. Suffice to say, on my third
attempt, I made it. Phys ed was mostly warm-ups of group calisthenics followed by shooting
hoops inside or I cant even remember what, outside. It was always a mad rush back to
the showers and feeling soggy from not adequately drying off before heading to the next
regular class. The aroma of Right Guard deodorant and the incomparable fragrance of the
boys locker room are indelibly etched into my mind. On balance, I learned the value
of not becoming obese, but I did not learn how to shed the inner tube around my
mid-section that I believe I was born with and continues to perch there to this day. While
Ive never become an athlete, I never shied away from strenuous exercise or physical
work when it was called for. I never really minded mowing the lawns for parents, though
they did it most of the time, and for awhile 30 years later, I even purchased a manual
lawn mower because I preferred the physical exercise of pushing it along to the easier
load of a power mower. When I told my Dad about this as an adult, he thought it was
"the stupidest thing I ever heard of."
At a school assembly, we were told about the new Junior Achievement
program that was going to meet at the YMCA. I signed up for it and had a great time. The
"company" I was in was sponsored by Franklin Life Insurance Co., and several
low-to-mid-management people from FL were involved with JA, every one of them absolutely
first class. Under their guidance, we selected and "manufactured" a matchbox
holder made of four small boxes of stick matches sandwiched between about 4 inch x 4 inch
plastic tile. We met weekly and our little company elected me an officer (forgot what
officer) while producing these products and selling them like crazy to friends and even
strangers.
We were invited to set up a sales table at Barker-Lubin when that
company was on Ninth Street just south and east of St. John's Hospital, across from the
"castle" before progress demolished that wonderful landmark. I was there at our
table all day, and did better than the rest, selling our products to innocent bystanders
who had come in shopping for plumbing supplies, lumber and tools and left with our
decorative and stylish match box dispensers as well. I did so well, that as we started
talking to kids from the other Junior Achievement company who had set up a table there
that day, I volunteered to help them sell their product too. It was a rock salt
dispenser with rock salt in a re-labled plastic bleach bottle with a slot cut into the
front of it. When tilted forward, the salt came out in a wide (four inch) swath, which
made it easy to spread salt on snow and ice. From the time I took on this task, about 1
p.m. until 4, I sold exactly two or three of these rock salt things, which was two or
three more than anyone belonging to that JA company had done. I couldn't believe it. One
of the Barker-Lubin people said he was impressed with me, and LOANED me some sales
brochures to teach me more about selling. He did want them back, and although it would be
months before I took them back (much longer than either of us imagined it would) I did.
Sometime that year, I started work as a page for the brand new
west branch of Lincoln Library on West Washington, across from Sacred Heart Academy. As a
page, I checked out books, returned them to the shelves, and "read the shelves"
to be sure none were out of order, put back in the wrong place by a browsing visitor. My
work schedule didn't begin until 4:30 or 5, but I'd walk there from school, study at one
of the magazine reading tables in the front, and read all the aviation magazines I liked
until it was time to go to work. I worked with two other students: Jack, a math genius,
and Sue, who was very interested in library science. Both were great people to know. The
boss of the West Branch was Thelma Schultz, sculpted from a heart as soft as granite with
a brain to match. My savior in my ineptitude was Mrs. Roland, the assistant librarian, who
was more patient and seemed to understand me better. I enjoyed the work. I got along with
everyone except the most important person. A little better self-discipline from me would
have helped me immensely. Still, things seemed to go okay until one day I was fired. From
my first job. I don't remember why, but I'm sure I never quite got the hang of something
important and Schultzy ran out of rope. I know I didn't steal anything or make rude
remarks to the patrons.
It was at West Branch that I had my first proof that I was growing up.
A young boy came up to the counter from the children's side, the east side of the large
room, and said, "Mister, could...." and I don't remember the rest. I understood
that when someone calls you "mister" and you're a guy, you're getting old. I was
all of 16 at the time.
Barb F. and I met at a dance in the gym, and that night I asked
her to another invitational I had been invited to. She said, "yes," and I was a
happy guy. She was blonde-cute, a combination of Cathy Rigby and Monica Seles (whom I know
was a brunette, but has Barbs eyes.) She gave me her phone number, and I said
Id call. And when I finalllllllllly got around to calling her, about four weeks
later, I learned some manners. She told me that when she hadnt heard from me in so
long, she made other plans and would not attend the invitational with me. She told me I
was off my rocker if I expected to call her after waiting so long, and expecting her to
jump as if everything was fine, because everything was not fine. She was absolutely right.
I didnt go to the invitational with anyone. I stayed home. That was okay. No poetry.
Some heart ache, but no heartbreak. She remains in my memory, the vivacious, smiling,
bundle of joy that she was during the two hours I was with her at the gymnasium dance
floor my junior year at Springfield high school.
The frigidness surrendered to warmer weather and with it a return
to flying model airplanes. Some where, some time, I had met an older flying model builder.
He was Bob Petersen, a fellow builts like a ball-turret gunner, with a ready smile and
engaging conviviality. Dad and I were invited to visit his house, and that visit might
have imprinted on my brain, the idea of becoming a collector of things model-aeronautical.
His basement was like manly-boy heaven without the distaff component. It resembled Tony
and his father Anthony Russo's house which I had visited as a Springfield Prop Buster, but
more so. And Bob, like both Russos, was a superb builder and model flyer. He had stories,
told like Steve McQueen might have told stories. He told me about a new business he was
starting called Dizzyland, a flying field for u-controllers on Wabash between the
miniature golf course and the go-cart track. It also had a hobbyshop there on the grounds,
and a corrugated steel covered spectator area. W O W! Jim Richardson, Mike Evoy and
a few others flocked to the new landmark. I spent about every waking moment there, riding
my bike when I needed to or riding with one of the guys who had their drivers' licenses.
Photographs I found in preparing to write about Dizzyland show we were there in
March, 1964, and the fun continued through summer.
During this period, as things got rolling at Dizzyland, Jim
R. completed a largeVeco Smoothie, and I designed the paint scheme for it. My main
function in the flying model scheme of things was as a spectator and photographer. Among
the planes photographed was another large stunt plane made by Vito Princivalli, a friend
from Springfield Prop Buster days. I also started building the new 1/72 scale plastic
kits. I purchased an Airfix Zero and Mustang from the Dizzyland shop, though Black &
Company Hardware had also started to sell the new line of plastics at their downtown store
in the front part of their sporting goods department on Monroe across from the new
Sangamon County Building, and on MacArthur. This time around I began trying hard to paint
these new plastic models as well as I could and pay careful attention putting them
together.
With Bob's encouragement, I decided to start a club for
plastic model builders and posted a sign at Dizzyland, that we'd meet on a Sunday at 1
there. Something came up with the family and I could not attend. When I arrived is a rush
later in the day, Bob looked at me like I had just shot a hole in my food and said
something like "Several people showed up for the meeting, but when you didn't show,
the left. Go figure." So much for my grand scheme for a plastic model airplane club.
More schemes would follow in the years to come.
Bob Petersen noticed my interest in artistic aspects of the
action and he created a contest for another regular named Randy and me. A major model
airplane engine manufacturer, Fox, had an advertising illustration of a cartoon fox riding
a cartoon model airplane. It was a cute illustration. Bob invited me to paint a large
version of this illustration on one side of the hobby shop, and Randy to paint a version
on the other side. The public would vote for the best rendition. Despite my artistic
flair, I approached it as though I were forging a copy of the original into the side of
the hobbyshop. Randy, a far better artist, showed a true artist's understanding of the
original, and it was clearly the winner.
The day Randy was given his prize, I made the
kind of smart-alek remark only a sore looser would make, to Bob Petersen, who had been
nice enough to create the contest and include me in it. He went into the hobbyshop and
came out with the Carl Goldberg Half-A Blazer free flight model kit I had tried to win and
set it down on the bench where I was sitting. He said something like, "Here's
your prize, Job. Now don't bother coming around again." and walked away!
Since that time, additional memories of Dizzyland are like the
memories of what I might have done just after a car wreck. I would genuinely like to know
what happened after that. I don't think I ever returned to Dizzyland, and I know that the
whole enterprise went out of business I believe in late 1964. Later, Bob Petersen
and I faced each other across a camera counter at K's Merchandise where I was selling
cameras and doing pretty well at it. With him was his wife, a KNOCKOUT example of that
exquisite half of humanity! We shared some pleasantries, but didn't discuss Dizzyland.
There wasn't time, and I was at work. If any reader knows more about Dizzyland, please e
me writer@eosinc
During summer vacation, the Worlds Fair was taking place in
New York City. My parents had graciously agreed to pay my way for a high school
trip taken by SHS juniors and seniors, chaperoned by several teachers. It was known and
"the Washington/New York trip." Preparations began early in the year. Dad, who
was head clothing buyer for Roberts Bros, had been to NYC several times, and knew many
manufacturers in the citys garment district. These key people knew how to get
tickets to Broadway plays and musicals, and as the year began rolling, Dad made some calls
to see that tickets he could get for three friends and me. I had requested "Hello
Dolly," "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum," and two other
shows. We were absolutely amazed when four tickets for all four arrived at our house in
early May! Since we had time to attend only one, we chose "A Funny Thing"
and sent the others back.
At least 30 students signed up for the trip, including Bob
Gilbert, Carl Musson and Bill Adloff. My civics teacher, Tom Hughes, a good guy, was one
of the chaperones. We took the GM&O train to Chicago and transferred to the
Pennsylvania Central for the trip to DC. We didnt have sleeper cars, but we
didnt need them. We slept just fine in the coaches. An unforgettable sight was
Pittsburgh as we passed through the steel making area in the middle of the night with
flames shooting high from the smelters. It was like a scene from Dantes Inferno.
We stayed at a typical tourist hotel in downtown DC and took tour
busses almost everywhere we went. The area around the hotel had its share of what we
called dirty book dealers, and a major event in my young life was the purchase of my first
"naturalist" publication from a shop that seemed to be popular with minority
customers. Dad had trusted me with the Rolliflex camera, and I took lots of pictures; sent
them to Kodak for processing and they were then sent home so I could see them later.
During our tour of the White House, I even sneaked a picture of the inside of one of the
rooms, even though signs said photography was prohibited. The picture was useless anyway,
way underexposed, what I deserved for the subterfuge. At the Washington Monument, several
of us raced up the stairway instead of taking the elevator. I remember most the wide
stairway more than the view from the top. We also visited the Smithsonian Institution
where I photographed the Wright Flyer and "Spirit of St. Louis." The Bell X-1
and Lockheed Vega "Winnie Mae" were displayed in a museum annex, long before the
National Air & Space Museum was constructed.
The visit to the re-constructed colonial village of Williamsburg
was also great fun. The grounds were immaculate, and everything appeared incredibly well
organized. On the way back to DC we stopped at an amusement park with swimming and music
playing in a dance hall. We had come to eat dinner and dance. I was not a dancer-type to
begin with, but it was still pretty frustrating when I asked three girls to dance with me
and not one of them accepted my invitation! One of these, a girl named Penny from
my junior homeroom, I actually had feelings for. In another life, I would have lost my
virginity to her, but not in this life. The other two girls were classmates. We knew each
other! But what does a fellow do when your own classmates (the girls, at any rate)
wont even dance with you? I was pretty chagrined by the ordeal. Not that it affected
me for life (probably not) but a fellow just begins to wonder what the HECK is the point
of getting your nose bloodied (metaphorically speaking) by people you thought were decent
folks? And Ive about concluded that those who have to ask that question are the
people who have no business on the dance floor.Except for the dance floor debacle, the
time in DC was great fun. We took an early morning train to New York City.
Only a few memories stand out. One was that I should have taken
more pictures. We visited the Statue of Liberty, Radio City Music Hall where Hayley Mills,
starring in "The Chalk Garden" was playing, and we saw the Rockettes. We also
had lunch at the world-famous Automat, the novelty of which did not impress me as much as
others.
The day we went en mass to the Worlds Fair, waaaaay outside
the city, we were carefully lectured on how to return to our hotel: what subway to take,
and to be sure to get off at the end of the line into the city. Seemed easy enough.
The fair boasted the General Motors pavilion where the song "Its a Small World
After All" originated. It also had the fountain with the large globe structure in the
middle of it. Bob Gilbert and I roamed the place on our own. When we met some cirls at the
fountain, Bob asked me to go along with him and say we were from Chicago. I thought it was
a silly idea; what the heck was wrong with saying we were from Springfield? But I went
along with him. And we had some nice conversation fountainside.
Even though Dad had obtained tickets for three of my good
friends, everyone else wanted to stay at the fair. Only I wanted to return, and I made the
trip solo. I didnt feel nervous about this, but as we continued heading toward the
city, I began to be worried that I would miss my exit. Like an idiot, I left the subway,
imagining I could get my bearings and ask someone to help me get to where I needed to go.
I left the train and climbed a stairway that emptied onto a platform that seemed to be in
the middle of a large, desolate area with no tall buildings and few buildings of any kind
visible. In the distance, I saw the skyline of the city. NEAR PANIC! I headed back down
the stairs and saw a fellow who looked like a dark-complectioned Mediterranean type with
sunglasses and slicked back hair maybe Italian, I dont know. I explained my
situation to him and he told me to get back on the next train to come in. I asked about
train fare, and he said I didnt need it; just get on, and get off at the end of the
line.
A new train came up as he said this, and I thanked him and
boarded. Only after we were rolling did I realize how close I could have come to an early
death or worse. This guy could have robbed me and killed me, and nobody would have noticed
me missing until morning. THIS time, I got off at the right time, and had no trouble
finding the hotel where I cleaned up and headed for the theater a short walk away.
There was a big crowd around a theater I encountered en route to
"A Funny Thing" with mounted police. I was told Elizabeth Taylor and Richard
Burton would be arriving soon. He was starring there in a production of Shakespeares
"Macbeth." I saw them get out of a limo and walk up the red carpet, but I
didnt have time to hang around.
My destination was like most theaters of that city: very
impressive. Zero Mostel had been replaced by Dick Shawn in the lead role, but it was still
a wonderful production. Great laughs, terrific music. Beyond hearing that it was a funny
show, I knew nothing about this one. Still, I laughed a lot. My ticket was two rows behind
the orchestra pit, seat 2. And I enjoyed the show with three empty seats adjacent to me. I
was absolutely mesmerized and delighted. The walk back to the hotel was also interesting.
We visited China Town the next day. On the way, the tour guide
pointed out Tiffanys jewelry store that inspired the movie "Breakfast at
Tiffanys." China Town was not real impressive. I bought some inexpensive art
there, which I held onto for years, but it did not make a lasting impression.
I dont remember anything about the trip back to
Springfield. We made it. And I had a great time.
Later in the summer, an incident occurred at home which became a
popular story I never tired of telling until one day in senior speech class when I made a
speech out of it and lost a friend.
Brother Bill continued to be the chronic "Pecks bad
boy" of the family. One summer morning after arising late, I heard more than a
typical ruckus in the basement and went down to investigate. Four or five friends of Bill
had come over, each bringing a jar or two full of booze liberated from their parents
liquor cabinets. Later I learned Bill had taken Seagrams whiskey from Mom and
Dads modest collection of brown bottles and replaced it with water, fooling neither
of them. Bill and accomplices were a little concerned about me blabbing the story of their
gathering to Mom and Dad when they came home from work late in the afternoon, so they
offered me my share to drink. Deal! For about an hour I resembled a regular 16 year old
kid, sipping gin, mostly, and getting along okay with the younger kids in the basement,
listening to music on the hi fi.
A few months earlier, my friend Tadd Baumanns parents had
given him, as a birthday present, a new, green Karmann Ghia convertible, an Italianesque
Volkswagen. He took great pride in the car, and washed it at least three times a week, or
seemed to. And why not? It was a terrific car, we had gone for cruises around Lake
Springfield several times with it, with the top down of course, and he loved the car.
It didnt take long for me to drink my fill of swill with
Bill, and I almost crawled up the stairs, intending to sit in the back yard and get some
air. Instead, I called Tadd and said something like, Tadd, there you are over there with
your beautiful brand new Karmann Ghia and here I am over here about drunk out of my
mind!" I wasnt angry or ill, it was a philosophic observation. Tadd heard my
observation as a cry for help, and good friend that he was, said hed be right over.
We went for a spin around Lake Springfield and ended up at Zayres at Capital City
Shopping Center. As always, the first place we went was to the toy department to see if
there were any new plastic models on the shelves. Nope. Then to the car care aisle where
Tadd was looking over the array of car polishes.
This is where I lost consciousness and collapsed. When I returned
to the land of the living, I was being assisted by a store manager into a chair they had
brought over. Nearby was a pool of clear liquid that smelled like gin. I was mumbling a
lie about having epilleptic seizures, and that I was sorry I had messed up their nice
aisle, and they were telling me not to worry, everything was going to be okay. In minutes
I was walking with an embarrassed friend back to the car, and in no time I had been
deposited safely at home, on my feet in the driveway. Tadd wasnt mad; just
concerned, and I was no longer nauseous; just a little sleepy. It was about 11:30.
I went in and lay down on the living room sofa and briefly napped.
Something awakened me, and when I looked out the front window, I could see Mom arriving
home for a surprise lunchtime visit. Even though I was surprised, I was not concerned. As
she pulled into the back of the driveway and went inside, I went out the front door,
walked back to the back yard, got on my bicycle and pedaled down the drive and out and
around for a 10 minute wandering journey, mostly to clear my head.
When I came in the back door, Mom was livid over encountering
Bill and friends and the smell of booze in the basement. The friends had already departed.
I reacted like the who affair was news to me. Bill didnt blow the whistle on me, and
parents never knew I was a willing participant in the drinking.
As an adult, I would interface with alcohol in ways that suggested I
was a far stupider human being than most people imagined me to be. I would suffer from
overdoing the drinking on more than one occasion, and embarrass more friends. But booze
has never lost me a friend, and it has never lost me an employer. I was so proficient in
generating those outcomes without brash brews and distillates that attributing any of
those many outcomes to liquor is like blaming what the elephant deposited on my life for
the aroma I seem to exude, even unsaturated by such soakings, to too many people. Even
without the elephants contribution to humanitys olfactory contribution to my
character, I would smell the same.
to be continued . . .